How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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