Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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