I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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