Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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