Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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