how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
