This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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