Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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