Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
