So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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