I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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