he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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