i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize