Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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