My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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