I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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