he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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