I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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