I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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