That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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