Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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