i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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