I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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