I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Houston, we have a blender
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
