Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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