I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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