can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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