Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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