Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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