dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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