We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
