summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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