I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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