it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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