So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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