So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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