Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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