Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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