i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
