I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You brought string cheese to the strip club
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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