i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
