I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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