Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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