I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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