I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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