I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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