Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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