dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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