Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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