I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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