And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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