My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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